• I work at customer service
    for a phone company,
    I make 12 bucks an hour
    but that’s all I need.
    I live in a small apartment
    on a quiet street
    I don’t go out too much
    I like to watch TV
    I cant afford a car
    I use public transportation
    I don’t mind
    I read till I reach my destination
    sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
    the amount of money I save,
    this s**t is off the hook

    And I’m not very good with the women
    I’m a pretty shy person
    and I’m average looking
    last time I had sex was in 2003
    and I’m ashamed to admit it
    but it wasn’t free

    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get nervous in social situations Mutha ********.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get constipated once a month Mutha ********.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha ********.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.

    I’m da “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
    easily forgettable
    and I’m not very liked
    I have an “According to Jim” personality
    I’m as entertaining as a ********’ STD