Make Lemonade

• Artist: tampico-chan
• Description: i wrote this when life really sucked and i got everyone mad at me. plus i really hate this saying.
  
  some nice alternatives: When life gives you lemonade
  
  1. go around and squirt them in ppls eyes
  2.stuff em in yer bra and make your boobs look bigger
  
  w00t. ^.^
• Date: 01/04/2009
• Tags: make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade,
But where does the sugar come into this trade?
Something entirely sour is not a good treat
You need sugar to make it complete.
What happens when sugar you can’t find,
And no place to get some comes to mind?
Make Lemonade when life treats you like s**t
Let every guest you see have some of it.
Watch faces pucker as they spit it out,
OMG, WTF, there’s no sugar about!
Who cares? You serve what you get
Has the Maker’s match been met?
No one you know will treat you sweet
There’s absolutely no sugar to meet,
If everything about your life is this sour,
You can’t make Lemonade, you don’t have the power.

Comments

[2late2live4ever]

ha hah i love it

[Jeyrin]

I love it!! I hate that saying, too. And this poem shows why. Also, here's another alternative that made me laugh. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back to watch the world wonder how you did it."

[Dainie]

so true. squirting lemon juice in ppls eyes. lolz.

[Sid the Body Gaurd]

Ill never forget this poem so long as i live. such a twist and yet so true. to have every thing and still make it ryhm, thats somthing Il never be able to do.kudos to you

[mixlemaxle]

Awesomeness!!!!!