• Love... is that fuzzy feeling you get down deep inside!
    Psh, yeah right.
    Love, is so great it's something you just can't hide!
    Get real!
    Love, it's just so great, I'm sure you know it's tru-
    Okay, okay, hold ON a second. This is lame, I mean, there are a million love songs, right? Well, how's about a hate song for once? Like, what I hate about...you.
    I hate that you can make me laugh when all I wanna do is cry.
    I hate those stupid butterflies I get when you look me in the eye.
    I hate when you're near, things are bright when skies are gray.
    I hate that you'll stay by me even when I tell you to go away!
    But of all these things, I don't hate you, now that's true!
    I hate myself the most.
    I hate myself the most!
    For falling for YOU!