• Life is stiff,

    Just like pumpikin pie on cool whip

    Life is boring,

    Just like snoaring and roaring

    Life sucks,

    Just like eating pizza crust

    Life is stiff,

    Just like the bottom of my armpit

    Life is weird,

    Just like school and standin on a stool

    Life is normal,

    Just like painos and portals

    Life is a bummer,

    Just like going to the beach and riding a hummer

    Life is crazy,

    Just like doing a maze and being lazy

    Life is a roller coaster,

    You have good times and bad times but most of all life is stiff.