High School Drama Parody

• Artist: FuriazFTW
• Description: The type of poem that causes the skies of Gaia to burn whenever it is read by a person with an IQ over 115.
  
  I wrote this when I became pissed off after reading a few select poems in a row that were actually very similar to this. They made my blood boil with the intensity of a wrestling match, the blood seeping out of my closed lips, the residual flame of anger once again ignited by the simplest of glances...
  
  What has poetry become? Seriously.
• Date: 03/22/2009
• Tags: parody high school drama dumb

This girl likes this guy
& he likes her back, but her mother
wants her to focus on her grayds at school,
she sends him texts with her fone,
but her mom caught her texting,
& stopped her Verizon plan!!!!11!1!!11
Now she's very sad,
& none of her BFF's can text her when she's at Cheerleading practice.

She knows she should stop dating him,
but she doesn't want to.
She also wants to paint her nails lime-green.
Will she?




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DRAMATIC.

Comments

[Nemone]

LOL, that was very entertaining.

[ToxicPlay]

I doesn't really have any flow to it, It sounds more like ranting than any kind of poem.

[Faded Dreams5]

haha! YAY! Man, I miss high school!
Joking
This was pretty funny. I enjoyed it, especially the part about painting her nails lime green...

...I have a bottle of lime-green nail polish sitting on my nightstand right now.

[UC Poika]

Negative emotions need air.
bud odder wrds i thunk it goodt

[Phinagin2000]

i feal the pasion, the druma, the suspenze!!! WAT WIL HAPEN NEST??? lol i love it man xD