• I'm not and I can't.

    I'm not talented or brave,
    Sauve or insane,

    I'm not loyal or lonesome,
    grown-up or fearsome,

    I can't run very far,
    I'll never be a track star,

    I can't whistle or snap,
    or take off a bottle cap.

    I'm not dedicated and truthful,
    I'm a liar, and a good one.

    Thank god I can't do all this,
    'Cause then I wouldn't have ignorance is bliss.