• If I had a dollar everytime you walked away
    I'd have a million dollars day by day
    If you never left
    You would be arrested for theft

    If I had a balloon for everytime you screamed
    I'd fly away into my dreams
    If only you'd calm down
    And not make me a clown

    If I had a car for everytime you said you hate me
    I'd carry my own car show, probably even add a fee
    If only you loved this boy
    You wouldn't be a decoy

    If I had a tree for everytime you lied
    I'd have a jungle in no time
    If only you knew what truth was
    Knew it doesn't come on a bus

    If I had a candy for everytime you proved me right
    I'd have more than an overbite
    If only you wouldn't lie
    If only you wouldn't cry

    If I had a piece of hair for everytime you didn't care
    I'd be hairier than the hairiest hare
    If only you could see
    What you have done to me

    If you had a penny for everytime you won
    You'd be the richest, done and done
    If only I could be
    What I want to be