• There is an evil
    Inside the net
    Over a million followers
    He must be put to death

    Voice of a gnome
    Piercing your ears
    He will awaken
    Your deepest fears

    *Pre-chorus*
    Blue shirts being sold at Hot Topic
    Wasting the money in everyone's pocket

    *chorus*
    Shatter his bones
    Rip out his voice box
    Bring back Smosh
    Time to freakin' mosh

    TV appearances
    iCarly was already bad
    Now it is tainted
    The world will go mad

    We must break him
    He must not win
    He must be banned
    Let his lights dim

    *2nd pre-chorus*
    Millions of views
    Making me puke

    *chorus*

    *instrumental breakdown*

    GO!

    *Guitar solo*

    This can't go on
    My eyes are broken
    He can't remain
    I'm going insane