• A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
    B is for Basil assautled by bears
    C is for Clara who wasted away
    D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
    E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
    F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leach
    G is for George smothered under a rug
    H is for Hector done in by a thug
    I is for Ida who drowned in a lake
    J is for James who took lye by mistake
    K is for Kate struck with an axe
    L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
    M is for Maud who was swept out to sea
    N is for Neville who died of ennui
    O is for Olive run through with an awl
    P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
    Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire
    R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire
    S is for Susan who pershed of fits
    T is for Titus who was blown to bits
    U is for Una who slipped down a drain
    V is for Victor squashed under a train
    W is for Winnie embedded in ice
    X is for Xerxes devoured by mice
    Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in
    Z is for Zillah who drank to much gin