• Slashing through the crowd
    In a one horse open sleigh
    Under the dark I go
    Laughing all the way
    Bells on my Handle sing
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to laugh and sing
    A slaying song tonight

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle with me all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to slay
    On a day unlike today
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle me praise today
    Oh, what fun it is to slay
    In crowd this large today.

    A day or two ago
    I thought I'd take a ride
    And soon Miss Fanny Bright
    Was seated by my side
    The hatchet was long and clean
    Misfortune seemed her lot
    We got into a drifted bank
    And then I almost got caught.

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle with me all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to slay
    In a crowd this large today
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle with me all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to slay
    On a day unlike today.

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle the shame away.
    Oh, what fun it is to Slay
    On a day not unlike today.
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle them all away
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    On a bloody hill today.