• There was a lady down by the shore,
    The beachmen said she was an uptight

    Homeless women. She lied on the clock,
    it was also rumored she swallowed much

    Saltwater. It made her go mad,
    for every time of the month she would pay for any

    Bills. For the beach house out front
    then a man came over and punched her

    Shoulder. Playfully, saying "Hi i'm Mitch!"
    They exchaged mean words and he called her a

    Cheap girl. She asked for a buck,
    She asked "If yoou have any time we can go...

    Buy a soda!" "No thanks." he said. "Im digging a pit."
    He worked because he had to take a

    Try at his new shovel. He then took out his pick
    (she said) "If you get tired i could grab your...

    Shovel. I already have dirty mitts."
    She fell in and he accidently grabbed hold of her

    Necklace. It was big, gold and had mass.