• There are so many ways my dear
    To show you how I care.
    When I'm being my most sincere
    I let you brush my hair.

    I let you pay for all our meals,
    as a real man should.
    Why do you doubt how I feel,
    when I've done all I could?

    You think I do not love you at all,
    And treat you like some rag.
    But when we go to the mall
    I let you hold my bags.

    Whenever we visit a store,
    Oh! How I sacrifice.
    I always let you get the door,
    because I am so nice

    I hope to have cleared all your doubts
    and now maybe you can see
    I'm in love with you just about
    as much as I am with me.