• There was once a crooked man
    Who lived in a crooked house
    With a crooked smile
    with a crooked mouse
    Upon a crooked hill
    In a far off crooked land
    Wanting nothing more than to be as straight as he can
    Then one day a magic fairy appeared
    And promised to end all he had fear
    Fix me cried the crooked man
    And life will be swell
    Straighten my crooked back
    And all will be well
    "I can grant yout this wish but there is a price to pay
    Please hurry cried the crooked man
    and no more delay
    Then with a wave of his hand
    There was a mighty crack
    And there stoof the crooked man with a straight back
    And for mere seconds numbering five,
    The Crooked man was indeed the happiest man alive
    But the price of this miracle wasn't so divine
    For in the process it had broken his spine
    Five fleeting seconds of life erectified
    When sadly the crooked man died
    The moral is obvious in this tale of Lore
    Be careful what you wish
    You might get what you wish for