• Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
    Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

    Hey, if you know the words, sing along

    You're gonna have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, make your bed
    You're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen
    It's gonna seem about tree times as long as that
    You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun
    You might have to go to war when you get out of school
    Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse
    You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress
    You're gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war

    Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
    You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny

    Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
    Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

    You're gonna end up smoking crack, on you're back, face the fact
    You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die

    And then you're gonna die