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[Can use beginning of Tik Tok by Ke$ha]
So far my grades had dropped to 60 percent, (though Facebook)
You’ve made my social life so content.
I can use you to stalk people, (even) though they’re no where in sight,
And I can stay on you forever ‘cuz you’re such a delight. (Gonna stay all night)
[Chorus I]
Facebook, oh, I see you all around,
You just control my life and all things that surround,
^^ I see you in my email, my computer, and my text,
[Say a bit slower] You’ll maybe spread to kindergarten, I wonder what comes next.
Like meh status, become a fan,
Comment on-a post, and start a new trend,
Oh gawd [OMG], a new hott application. [Can replace ‘oh gawd’ with OMG]
Facebook, you’re like a drug, my stupid addiction.
[Chorus II]
Facebook, oh, I see you all around,
I feel that I have no life and forget the things (that) surround.
^^ I see you in the hallways, library and my complex;
You’re like a dangerous virus [say a bit slow. Rit.], I wonder what comes next.
You’re a chance to chat, play, and ruin my day.
When I’m thinking about (‘bout) you, I just procrastinate.
You’re not just a hobby, but really my passion,
Whatever people say, I think you’re still a sensation.
(Rap)
Facebook, you’re such an adi-di-di-di-diction.
Oh, you have useless commo-mo-mo-mo-motion.
When my internet is down, I can always use my cell---phone---
[Chorus III]
Facebook, oh, I see you all around,
I lose my homework here and there, and miss things that surround.
^^ I see you on my front door, and my bedroom that’s a mess;
You have everyone addicted [no need to slow down here! biggrin ], I wonder what comes next.
Oh, I wonder what comes next.
Facebook, what would come next?
Are ya gonna make my pay $5.99 a day?
I just know that it’s surprising.
It’s gonna by amazing. (AMAZING!!!)
Facebook.
- by rockstar135105423 |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 04/18/2010 |
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- Title: Facebook
- Artist: rockstar135105423
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Description:
Here are my feelings of Facebook! Most of them are not true. But I tried to make it funny.
YAY! FACEBOOK FANS!
(Rough copy though) - Date: 04/18/2010
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