• I SAW YOU NAKED
    by UC Poika


    I saw you naked the other day you know,
    As I ran and, unfortunately, dropped the towel I wore,
    But surely you didn't really look at me,
    For I ducked back into that closet in the hall.
    You didn't see me! Did you? I didn't think so,
    Because you knocked on my friend's door just like before!
    But I've wondered why you didn't use your key,
    All the way to this stupid neighborhood strip mall,
    Not knowing whether you knew how I really was
    Worried you thought I did it on purpose because
    I wanted to turn you on, but I really didn't dare,
    Because you're my friends girlfriend. I didn't, I swear!
    But, anyway I saw you naked and so,
    I just felt a need for some reason to let you know!