Boy: Yes! Finally that stupid rabbit won't ever find me again with my trix cereal! Wow! This is really good!
Girl: Indeed. But we still need to watch out for him. He can be on our butts right now.
( Kids look down on their butts)
Girl: What the [bleep]!!! The rabbit is on our butts!
Boy: Get him off me! Ahh! You gay rabbit! Go to Luckys and buy your own Trix!!! Geeez!!
Rabbit: Nah, I'd rather stalk you guys.
Girl: How do you find us? Do you have a GPS or somehting?
Rabbit: No, I use facebook and twitter.
( A moment of silence)
Boy: Rabbit, How old are you?
Rabbit: 29, and quit calling me rabbit! I am John Smith!!!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: He is saying, that we should go to zOMG world, get a gun there, and shoot him.
John Smith: No, I said my name is John Smith, now I know you guys are only about 9 years old, and using strong language, but Please don't do that.
Boy: Today is opposite day!
( Girl brings out riffle)
Girl: Bye bye!
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