Ode to TMZ

• Artist: MSPF_Inspector_Skyler
• Description: I was watching TMZ and again, I don't know why I was. But for some reason I couldn't stop watching it. ~_~;
• Date: 04/04/2011
• Tags: paparazzi television press odes

Paparazzi are everywhere
They stalk the stars here and there
A TV show dedicated to them
Discussing various sightings
But who are half of these people I see
And why do I continue to watch them?
Enough, please, 'bout Charlie Sheen
And how is David Beckham's shirt stuck on his head
After that last soccer game?
To TMZ, I truly thank thee
For useless entertainment.