• If you need me just call,
    You know I always have your back.
    If you're feeling broken hearted,
    I'll be there to mend the crack.
    If some guy wants to be with you,
    he better get in line.
    If someone wants to hurt you,
    I'll take the bullet every time.
    If you want to fall in love,
    You go ahead and try.
    But if the dumb a** hurts you,
    ******** gonna fry.
    If The Dark Lord wants to getcha,
    I'll be your secret keeper.
    And if you take candy from a stranger,
    I'll be the first to punch the creeper
    If you and me were Pokemon,
    I'd be Minun and you'd be Pulse.
    And while I'm saying that,
    I want back my Pokemon Gold.
    Your the only one I've ever trusted,
    To touch my new comic books.
    When I lose my temper,
    You don't mind the dirty looks.
    And when borders shut down,
    You held me while I cried.
    When I'm feeling adventurous,
    You're always down for the ride.
    If someone doubted our friendship,
    we both know they'd be dead wrong.
    Because me and you we both know,
    I'm the Padfoot to your Prongs.