• Twas the morning before Christmas
    and deep within Music Room Three
    Was the pacing of the seventh host -
    pondering what to get Tamaki.

    The tallest by Starbucks standards;
    Honey's optimism was dandy.
    Even though he suggested fruitcake
    gumdrops, baked cookies or candy.

    Kyoya suggested real estate -
    the twins thought holiday prints.
    But both neither were the right price
    In terms of dollars or sense.

    Even dad suggested dance lessons
    perhaps inspired by work.
    But those would require coordination
    whether ballet or twerk.

    Then at once the answer came unexpected
    with no furthur explanation spoken.
    A pop culture replica
    to be incased in shatterproof unbroken.

    With usual expression so serious
    like a ready to race dog
    Mori wordlessly handed her
    a page from a catalog.

    His face answered the question
    Though to outside eyes seemed grim
    If she could pay to personalize
    The shipping would be on him!

    The choice item was then sent
    with the swiftest of speed
    If Santa could set that pace
    no reindeer would he need.

    So that is how m'lord got a timepiece
    global settings for flags unfurled.
    An inscribed 007 based message
    "we've all the time in the world".