• I don't believe in UFOs and little men from Mars
    I don't believe in magic lamps bought at junk bazaars
    I don't believe the world will ever be without a war
    I don't believe a lot of things--
    But I've been wrong before!

    I don't believe the souls of man can haunt you after life
    I don't believe the world hangs on the edge of a knife
    I don't believe we should stop thinking for an oath we swore
    I don't believe a lot of things--
    But I've been wrong before!

    People tell me their crazy yarns
    Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns
    Half this crap has turned out true--
    If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you!

    I don't believe a God above invented all that's good
    I don't believe that there's a need to rush from childhood
    I don't believe the world began with a lion's roar
    I don't believe a lot of things--
    But I've been wrong before!

    People tell me their crazy yarns
    Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns
    Half this crap has turned out true--
    If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you!

    I don't believe it's always kind to say the nicest thing
    I don't believe a "sugar lie" is awe-inspiring
    I don't believe in posing kind and sneaking out the door
    I don't believe a lot of things--
    But I've been wrong before!