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Week Nine: How to become a Gaia developer PART ONE
Hi everyone! A couple o' things this week. I thought I'd address one of Thursday's hot topics, and then on to my special "How to become a Gaia developer" series!

On the gold changes
First off, I want to say THIS IS NOT MY FEATURE. It's all Wahyudinata's fault... I mean, doing!

Honestly though, I want to be upfront in saying I agree 100% with the changes that have been made. I love the gold notifier, and I've never been a fan of "poll-whoring". I think Gaians who contribute to Gaia, like Cid with her WWLA series (now being upgraded to "Admin Three Point Oh!" wink and the PTAG crew, and the everyday user who posts on threads and have fun discussions with other members should be rewarded for their time.

Poll whoring isn't fun, and all it did was make every single thread have a poll in it. Blah on that. And, earning 10g from each vote was a glitch.

Thanks to [G.E.R.] for a thread with OFFICIAL comments regarding the new gold counter.


Dark secrets to becoming a Gaia developer
Since I've been a Gaia dev, no less than 5 Gaians have asked me for advice on making web pages. So I decided that instead of talking about my week (which was full of secret project in-fo-mation eek ) I would share my nuggets of wisdom (they're very, very small nuggets).


Step One: Remove the brain
Most normal people's brains are grey. If your brain is also grey, you might not be a good fit for Gaia.

If your brain is multi-colored, luminescent, or hologram - you MIGHT be a candidate for Gaia. Jakobo's brain is yellow. L0cke's brain is navy pinstripe. Lanzer's brain is made of pure crystal with individual grapes suspended within. Foobarbazquux's brain is constantly changing opacity. My brain has pulsating islands of green and puce.

A normal brain is good, but a creative, fun-loving, game-playing, music-dancing brain is better.


Step Two: Smash brain with books
Okay, no, you don't need books, but you gotta fill that brain with knowledge. A Gaia developer knows some or all of the following technologies:

- HTML (For pretty making)
- CSS (For prettier making)
- PHP (For stuff happening making)
- Database systems (For things storing happening)
- Javascript (For making pretty stuff happening with things)
- Linux/Unix (For storing things that pretty stuff happening make)

If you survived reading that list, you're well on your way to becoming a Gaia dev!

In the long run, you'll need to know all these things. But since this is How to become a Gaia developer PART ONE, I'll only cover the first part, and arguably the easiest part: HTML.


HYPERTEXT! It's as cool as it sounds
You can't build many web pages without knowing HTML. I mean, you could, but they'd be pretty crappy. They would look kind of like this:

Fleep's AWESOME Website
Hey everybody! This is my website! I don't know HTML so I can't make anything exciting. Heck, I can't even make spacing in my text, because you have to put in special code to break apart "whitespace". So I hope you enjoy reading my website that looks like a Tolstoy novel... blah blah balh


Kinda like that. HTML is what we use to take that, and put graphics and layout around it.


That sounds too hard. I don't wanna
Then get out of my classroom you baby! Why don't you go to preschool with all the other babies and you can cry "Wahhh, I'm a baby, I don't wanna do HTML". Stinky babies.

SRSLY THO - HTML is pretty easy, and you already have all the software you need to do it:

- A text editor
- A web browser

You can also learn it in your spare time WHILE creating your own website. It's pretty fun if your brain happens to be "fluorescent meow bark" colored (see above).

When I first started seriously learning HTML, it was from a site called HTMLGoodies.com. This was years and years ago, but the original tutorials are still up:

* Basic HTML: Introduction
* Basic HTML: Tags
* Basic HTML: Manipulating Text
* Basic HTML: Creating Links to Other Pages
* Basic HTML: Images
* Basic HTML: Manipulating Images
* Basic HTML: Graduation

Seem daunting? Maybe you need...


... a bit of inspiration!
If it seems like too much to handle, learning this thing I call HTML, take the following things to heart:

* Most Gaia devs are self-taught. We started learning when we were young. I started when I was 12! We slowly worked our way up towards being awesome hackers. (Er, school is still very, very important kids! sweatdrop )

* We still get frustrated DAILY with code that baffles us, doesn't work like we expect it to, or makes it seem like the universe is out to destroy us. If stuff that looks like it should be working doesn't work, just stay calm, relax, and mess around with it. Or ask someone with more experience!

* "Coders who need coders are the best kind of coders". Nobody here does anything alone. We all need help and advice from time to time. Don't be afraid to ask for it! Everyone started at the bottom (Except for Beebo the half-monkey/half-computer cyborg who literally has HTML in his bones)


"advice" A little advice
Here are my top tips for surviving learning to be a Gaia dev or just a web developer in general:

1. Get a support group.
I strongly recommend signing up on http://www.webmasterworld.com and
posting on their forums. It's a lot like Gaia... but about web development! Introduce yourself on their New to Web Development forum!

2. Get a mentor
Find someone who already knows how to make web pages to have around to ask questions of. Don't ask them to teach you! Just make sure you have someone you can ask when you get stuck. It's still best to figure stuff out on your own blaugh

3. Get a project
Learning web design for web design's sake isn't a whole ton of fun, but if you have a project in mind, you'll find that it's really, really fun to learn to make web pages. Here are some ideas:

- A Gaia fansite mrgreen
- A tribute to your favorite band or video game
- A gallery of your artwork (if you're an artist)
- A personal site, kinda like a Gaia profile, but where you get TOTAL CONTROL

OR, OR, OR... well, you've all been to that thing called the "In-tar-web", so you know what kinds of sites are out there. Just don't make anything you would be ashamed to show your mother xd


This is boring. You're boring Fleep
It's my damned journal. You don't like it, go read Shounen Jump or whatever it is you crazy kids are reading nowadays...

... er, I mean, read Gaia! Go on the forums! Arrr ninja






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[-trekkie-]
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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 09:25pm
Ohemgee.
Now write part two on CSS, I suck very hard at CSS.
You can skip Javascript though heart


commentCommented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 05:45am
Do you get kudos for knowing the alphabet in binary?



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commentCommented on: Wed Nov 01, 2006 @ 04:53pm
Any room for a customer service manager? wink


commentCommented on: Sat Nov 04, 2006 @ 05:50am

Ironically, I started to code last year, since we are required to learned how to build website in 8th grade using HTML and stuff, and I scared my computer science teacher by overdoing it with the CSS. Reminds me that I have to code my intranet site on the school server. ^^' Thanks for the guide though. You've convinced me to try to become a developer.. If its still possible for me to become one when I graduate from college.. I'm still a high school freshman.
Awesome hacker=my friends. ^^' I have friends who hack.. a lot. They overdid it when they hacked maplestory. School is fun when you can bypass the internet filters and change your IP to keep from getting caught.

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commentCommented on: Fri Nov 10, 2006 @ 05:32am
I Like gaians life


commentCommented on: Mon Nov 13, 2006 @ 07:20am
Yes fleep. I will make you proud some day I swear it!!



Lan Moore1
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commentCommented on: Tue Nov 14, 2006 @ 05:37pm
I want nuggets of wisdom gonk


commentCommented on: Wed Nov 15, 2006 @ 01:24am
Wow, thats a lot to know. I already know html, CSS (well basics) and a little of Javascript. I went to school for web design/flash/photshop mix. We didn't have enough time to really get into most of the stuff. Sad really... T.T I wanted to know more. I was lucky I learned html on my own a few years ago.

I think it would be cool to be a Gaian dev., but I don't think I'll make it. I do pretty good websites, (which reminds me I need to update my site, its been a yr siince i last updated it. o.o wink but the other stuff you mentioned I have no clue about it. o.o Flash is fun to do to make cool little animations. ^^

>.> I making a Gaia animation with flash.... its going to be in my profile.... hopefully soon... <.<

Umm... yea. I bet it takes a lot of work to do all of this. I wish you all good luck with all future projects. ^-^



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commentCommented on: Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 04:03am
My brain is usually shaped like a pumpkin. That includes the green stump thing!


commentCommented on: Tue Nov 28, 2006 @ 11:35pm
i know all!!! *grins*



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commentCommented on: Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 07:21am
eh, pretty cool


commentCommented on: Sat Dec 23, 2006 @ 01:25am
You're kinda awesome.



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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 07:56pm
Are you gunnu release a part 2?!!
(I already completed most(part of) of the list)


commentCommented on: Sun Jan 07, 2007 @ 06:31am
I"d make a comment but im too lazy



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commentCommented on: Sat Jan 13, 2007 @ 06:00am
What about the graphics aspects?

Does the Battle System team need a 3D modeler/texture artist/lighter? gonk


commentCommented on: Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 03:38am
Wow... i think that could be close to the spazziest thing i've read all day....
^_^ Thanks!



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commentCommented on: Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 03:58am
>.> I'll be all good on everything once I learn php razz I know the basics, just need that portion and I'm solid /gg

*Fiddles with her sql server*


commentCommented on: Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 01:13am
I love you Fleep



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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 11:31am

But i thought that the site ran on CSS, not HTML confused


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 23, 2007 @ 09:57pm
Hey ur kinda hot just saying



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commentCommented on: Fri Jan 26, 2007 @ 06:41pm
This was very informative and mildly amusing. My brain is go-go-dancer-green with little specks of blue. XD


commentCommented on: Mon Jan 29, 2007 @ 07:32pm
My brain is baby blue and constantly flashes light purple.
That was very informative. ^^



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commentCommented on: Wed Feb 07, 2007 @ 03:49pm
I want to be... a GAIA DEV the VERY BEST LIKENOONEEVERWAZZ!! surprised


Nice entry! whee Almost inspired me to venture into the exciting and lucrative world of WEB DESIGNING.


... almost.


commentCommented on: Fri Feb 23, 2007 @ 10:32pm
I have a question Cashmere Cactus told me this,Did u really get beat by an ostrich in a fistfight even though ostriches don't even have fists?!



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commentCommented on: Sun Mar 04, 2007 @ 09:19pm
I think the best reason I have to be able to qualify as a Gaia dev is that I can program for 8 hours without eating and not realize time has passed. I sometimes start bleeding out my ear as well. As for the brain comment, I'm not sure, I know it's chameleon coloured, but I'd have to find it to confirm that comment. Have fun Fleep!

(Gahaha, I know ALL those languages!)


commentCommented on: Sat Mar 17, 2007 @ 03:04am
im with the blaxe dude on page one.



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commentCommented on: Sat Mar 17, 2007 @ 03:59pm
Fnuu.....???
-head goes sploded-
Mew... bwain went poof...
-collects brain dust and slams technology into it-
I have slammed technology to dust...literally! ^^
-wobbles-
Okay...is this really going to work???
-works on website a little more with newly found HTML kewlness-
Strangely... it does!
Now for BB Code... 4laugh
-gets up from chair and falls to floor-
Oh hey a penny! ^^


commentCommented on: Sun Mar 18, 2007 @ 05:51am
Thanks! That helps out... a lot! 4laugh



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commentCommented on: Mon Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:35pm
you make learning fun!!! * runs to build a website* BUAHAHAHa thanks for the website


commentCommented on: Tue Mar 20, 2007 @ 12:31am
O.o Wow. Id be the last person to even think about that



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commentCommented on: Thu Mar 22, 2007 @ 10:32pm
domokun I know HTML! and my brain is all like WOOOOOOO
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commentCommented on: Fri Mar 23, 2007 @ 05:03pm
I love how you put it up! XD

Fleep
That sounds too hard. I don't wanna
Then get out of my classroom you baby! Why don't you go to preschool with all the other babies and you can cry "Wahhh, I'm a baby, I don't wanna do HTML". Stinky babies.

I wish my teacher was like you, but he... no... you are staying even after class till it's done sweatdrop

Fleep
"Coders who need coders are the best kind of coders"

I'll use that at my next exam! xd (my teacher will flip...again)

Had a great time reading your journal. Thank you for your work. I needed a little life.



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commentCommented on: Fri Mar 23, 2007 @ 05:35pm
Man i would sell my soul to be a developer or a mod or whatever -waits for satan to appear- Damn


commentCommented on: Sat Mar 31, 2007 @ 03:51am
Brain?....what brian. This is they guy who took step 2 literally.



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commentCommented on: Wed Apr 04, 2007 @ 09:48am
My brain is neon green. kinda like the same shade as a mountain dew can...
With lime green charges of energy flowing through it..


commentCommented on: Thu Apr 05, 2007 @ 10:16pm
i dun think i could be a designer... my brain is more of a chocolate thing

xD

maybe that would work, i dunno



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commentCommented on: Sat Apr 07, 2007 @ 05:56pm
my brain is pink biggrin


commentCommented on: Sat Apr 14, 2007 @ 07:49pm
can i eat the grapes out of lanzers brain? biggrin



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commentCommented on: Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 01:46am
Thanks a bunch Fleep! Unfortanetly, I don't have a notepad crying Where can I get this 'notepad' system?


commentCommented on: Sun May 20, 2007 @ 08:47am
My brain is the gayest possible combonation of colors you can put together in your minds.



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commentCommented on: Wed Jun 13, 2007 @ 06:30am
awsome


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 03, 2007 @ 06:29pm
Kids read harry potter now :O I wont be able to go through half the stuff on how to become something or other lol small brain = good



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commentCommented on: Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 01:56pm
I'm a admin on 7 other sites (I made them : ) ) I just wish I was a develepor on gaia crying I just wanna post some things I'M farmilier with (Yes, this is rather random.)

HTML (Wow, exciting stare )
CSS (ZOMG!!! I KNOW THAT?!?!? I AM SO FREAKING SMART!!! stare )
JavaScript (I rarley use it sweatdrop )
No, I didint read this alot, but one word or the other whee

I'm like the WORST type of person, posting a random knoladge comment on somthing to help gaians whee

Edit: I read A lttle more, but, guess what: I STARTED WHEN I WAS 8!!! whee

Double Edit: I just noticed I'm on the second page, anyway, my brain is Dark blue and Light Purple....and musical.....and loves to dance and party and learn.... ninja

NOW PUT ME UP!!


commentCommented on: Wed Sep 05, 2007 @ 06:58pm
That was sweeeet!! *___*
I remember when I learned HTML by myself when I was 13... I had too much spare time after school, haha ç__ç' goood tiiiiiiimes... n.n



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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 08:15am
Your journal made me laugh. xD


commentCommented on: Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 01:06am
C/P + (URL + BBC) - LULZ = Gaia HTML

IT'S SRS BUSINESS.



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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 01, 2008 @ 07:41am
i know all of this


commentCommented on: Sun Jan 13, 2008 @ 08:33pm
-Starts reading manga- I was listening...



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commentCommented on: Wed Jan 23, 2008 @ 03:36pm
LOL!
ILU!
heart

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commentCommented on: Mon Feb 04, 2008 @ 11:32pm
Psh. My brain is striped black and lime green with built-in headphones with every song in the multiversal universe uploaded in to them ninja
I'de like to be a dev, but I think it'd drive me insane.

Oh, wait. It's already too late for that..



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