When I was traveling along I came across a young lady who wished me to help her find her lost possessions. Me, being the nice person I am (Jesus will disagree but he's full of it anyway), agreed to help her.
What a mistake that was! I had to sit through a preview for her movie and comment on what I thought of it. If she wanted to plug her movie, why didn't she just say, "Hey, would you watch a preview for my movie?".
You know what the killer was? She rewarded me with a magnifying glass. I suppose I can fight my opponents by giving them a sunburn or defeat them totally if they're ants, but I've yet to come across ant colonies here.
And, as I write on my travels, I've encountered this bright spot almost like the sun in the night, but I have no idea what it is. It doesn't appear to give me a tan, gold, or pants, but I enjoy standing there.
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The Quest For Pants Log
Yes, I am on a never-ending search for "the one" pair of pants. Here I shall log my adventures as the lone girl who no longer wishes to feel the breeze in her nether regions.
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