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1.Call him Itachi.

2. Dye his hair blond.

3. After every sentence you say, yell, "Believe it!"

4. Go up to him and say, "Poor little emo." Hug him and start crying on his shoulder- when Naruto is around.

5. Tie him up and put him in a dark room with Sakura and Ino.

6. Grab a pair of scissors and walk up to him. Then say, "I have the supreme weapon that will change your emo ways." give him the scissors and run.

7. Walk up to him and yell, "Pervert!" then slap him. When he asks you why he's a pervert, say there was a fly on him.

8. Dress up as Orochimaru and pull your lower eyelid down while sticking your tongue out at him.

9. Put hot Cheetos in his Ramen.

10. Tell him Rock Lee is hotter than him, and smarter, and faster, and stronger...

11. Get red and black contacts. When he uses his Sharingan, put them on and yell, "Sharingan Power!"

12. Put a whoopee cushion in every seat he sits in.

13. Ask him if he's gay. If he says no, slap him. Keep asking and if his answers are still no, keep slapping him. When he says yes, sigh disappointedly and pat him on the back. Then run around the village yelling, "SASUKE'S GAY!!!"

14. Tell Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Temari to ask Sasuke out on a date- at the same time.

15. Have a doll sit across from you. Yell, "Itachi!" When Sasuke runs into the room, say "Don't forget to say excuse me, Itachi, you bad doll." to the doll.

16. Sing "Emo Kid" by Adam and Andrew in his ear- night and day.

17. When he answers a question correctly, yell "WRONG!!"

18. Tell Gaara that Sasuke thinks he's gay.

19. Tell him his moves are so 60s.

20. Call him the next Covergirl.

21. Tell him he looks gay in his Leaf headband.

22. Lock him in a porn shop.

23. Put gum in his hair.