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lilanimeman's journal DONT TOUCH....just kidding

this journal will b filled with the best jokes i can find in Gaia and alot of my own so if u like jokes or want to request a topic for a joke just comment make sure to tell ur friends so they can get a good laugh out of the day to

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NEW SECRETARY Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy st! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "st! I forgot to tell him her a** is a pencil sharpener!"