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lilanimeman's journal DONT TOUCH....just kidding
this journal will b filled with the best jokes i can find in Gaia and alot of my own so if u like jokes or want to request a topic for a joke just comment make sure to tell ur friends so they can get a good laugh out of the day to
NURSING HOME
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."






User Comments: [3]
Zanep Lodes
Community Member





Tue Aug 21, 2007 @ 02:24am


old people farting. what more can be said?


Naiad_Ryuu
Community Member





Tue Jul 01, 2008 @ 05:46am


lmfao!!!


KittyKanela
Community Member





Mon Sep 15, 2008 @ 04:00am


lol! that is so funny


User Comments: [3]
 
 
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