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this journal will b filled with the best jokes i can find in Gaia and alot of my own so if u like jokes or want to request a topic for a joke just comment make sure to tell ur friends so they can get a good laugh out of the day to

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B OR D A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?" "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish." "Great, can I try it?" "Sure." First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie." The guy says, "I want a million bucks!" "Done" says the genie and disappears. A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door. "I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"

Posted by: lilanimeman Wed Jul 25, 2007 @ 06:26am

click it, so that it may LIVE!!
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Alexa_Ashwing
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 @ 08:22am

lmfao. That is GREAT. XDD xd xd xd xd

Sydney_Vampire_Academy
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 04:56am

oh that's a good one.........i like that xd

December Innocence
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 06:26pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that rocked!!! LOL!!! I actually lauged out loud. and I havent had a good laugh like that in a long time. thanks! blaugh blaugh blaugh

Swirly Glasses
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Sun Aug 05, 2007 @ 05:04am

I guess I am not very easily amused because I am just not laughing that much at this stuff. sweatdrop

Well, at any rate I managed to read through your entire journal because I know how it feels to have nobody care about your journal. I have one too for what it matters, updated it every day so far without fail.