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I'm board... -.- I don't have to go to work till Thursday. I don't have anything to do septin' my Spanish....*groan* I suck at Spanish. Oh well hear are some jokes to pass the time...

Yo Mamma so stupid...
arrow I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
arrow she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
arrow when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
arrow she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
arrow she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
arrow she sold her Car for gas money!
arrow she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
arrow I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo Mamma so stupid...
arrow when I tell her to haul a**, she gotta make two trips.
arrow when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!
arrow her belt size is Equator.
arrow when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

I love yo mamma jokes! xd
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