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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that i want two pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece. I tell her "i wanna two pieces." She say " Go to the Toilet." I say " you don't understand, I wanna two piece on my plate." She say to me "you better not piss on the plate you sonnawabitch!" I don't even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a Knife, but no fork. I tell her "I wanna fock," and she tella me "everyone wanna ********." I tella her "you don't understand me....I wanna fock on the table." She say, "you better not ******** on the table you sonnawabitch!"

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and say "I wanna a sheet," he tell me to go to the toilet. I say "you don't understand i wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "you better not s**t on the bed you sonnawabitch."

I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace on you." and I say "piss on you too you sonnawabitch." I'm going back to Italy. Aleviede.