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Hokay so...here's the earth, Chilling....DANG! That is a sweet earth you might say, round. chanyway, Ruling out the ice capes melting, a gigantic meteor becoming crashed into us, the sun exploding, yes we are definately going to blow ourselves up.

So basically we have: China, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, France, the U.K, and us....with nukes. We have 2600 more than everyone else....whatever.

So one day we finally decide that these Chinese sons of a Bitches are going down, and as our nuke is heading for them they're like "s**t s**t who the ******** is shooting us.?" So they fire a nuke at France who are like "Sheet guays..ze cig...missiles are comming! Fire our sheet!" "But i'm les tired..." "Well have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"


Now Australia's down there like WTF mate?, India. Israel and Pakistan are firing their s**t so now we have missles flying everywhere passing each other and Russia's like "AHHHHH MODE LAHN!" The British are like, "bout that time eh chaps?" "Righto..."

Now down here in the U.S, we are like "******** we're dumbasses," Canada's like "What's going on eh?" Australia is still like "WTF?" Mars is laughing at us and some big meteor's like, "Well ******** that."

So now we have nuclear winters, cheveryone's dead except for the Australians who are still like "WTF?"........but they be dead soon, ******** kangaroos...

But, Assuming that we don't blow ourselves up, the only thing us Californians need to worry about is California separating from the rest of the United States....to go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come too.
THE END!!!!!!