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Captain's log star date....what the hell do I care.

I was entering a bleek point in my life, when all of a sudden the phone rang.

It was Joe. Telling me to do over time.....b*****d.

So here I am sitting on my can waiting for for Jamie to get on with life.

Jamies a hardware guy for afar. Life just got bleeker.

So the clock taunts me with 8pm. I stare. It cahanged to 8:01pm. Life is bleek.

All of a sudden I get the hint the phone is going to ring. I look. It didn't. Life is bleek. Back to gaia.

So now I here sitting on me can waiting for Jamie. Wasting time. I could be wasting it with some sweet....ahem... nevermind. So here I go.

I russell up enough courage to go that distance that I know is too far. Too dark. Too terrorffing. The bathroom. I've got a damn and it's about to sprout a leek.

Got to think fast. I look over at my morning coffe cup. Good thing it's tea. Red Ross to be exact.

Damn it's full. Life just got bleek agian.

It's ok I tell my self I'm a man. So I start what all men do in my position.

I hold it. I need some comfort. I think of a fat chick on a bike. Then she brakes it with her weight. I needed that.

8:19pm. Have to pee. and the phone still not going off. Going to chance the dark room. If I'm lucky this time the lights will be on.

Life is bleek.