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okay so Im just chillin at 2 in the morning and Im so bored that Im just going to write in my journal
Im listening to zombie girl
and if you havent heard of her yet just listen to teh song on my profile
now I was having a cup of tea with six of my imaginary friends when one of them decides to tell me about god...that is a subject/argument that you would not want to have with one of your imaginary friends while your mom is in the room, it is embarrasing so death (my imaginary friend) is all like "hey know what we havent talked about since you were six...god" and I just glared at him for a second then looked at jesus who was sitting next to me eating a scone (yes I have an imaginary friend who looks like the white christian hippy jesus) I didnt know what to say at all only that I have no religion due to Im the kind of person who sins for the hell of it so all I say is "******** off!!" and throw my tea right in his face now in the outside world my mom sees this as me yelling at the picture of elvis and throwing tea at the picture so you can see that this is a very awkward situation but Im in my own world and about to pounce on death for being a total a** then jesus held me back while the devil (another imaginary friend also he looks like a dude with horns not a freaking half goat thingy) is just laughing his a** off then to make things worse my mom just runs up to me and starts yelling at me to clean the tea off of elvis so then silently I look to my left and I see elvis (my fourth imaginary friend) just drinking his tea totally spotless so now I just look at her like shes a ******** lunatic and say "hes sitting right there mom and he can clean himself off if he gets tea on him" so all of my imaginary friends are just staring at my mom and Im on the table and then I notice that two of my imaginary friends are under the table so I ignore my mom for a second and crawl under the table to find that tinkerbell and my freak imaginary friend I mean hes not really a freak its just that hes a moose with cat ears and high heels on and hes the size of a chihuahua also hes blue so tink and the freak are under the table plotting my death and Im just liek "what the hell guys I thought we were friends" and they just lok at me and go back to plotting and that was my tea party and that is why my mom is making me go to therapy next week^^