Story Numero UNO!
Everyone In the Team Crimson House: *Looking out the window.* Hey who the hell is that new guy?!
Iraq man: *pulling things out of a moving truck and dragging them into his house*
Jose: OMFG A TERRORIST!!! TERRORISTA!
Everyone: Shut up Jose, He could be listening.
Jose: But c'mon look! He's wearin' Terrorist clothes and those PACKAGES that he's dragging look suspicious.
Iraq Man: *Drags something into his house that looks too much like a atom bomb*
Jose: HOW IS THAT NOT SUSPICIOUS?!
Sun: Calm down Jose, there's a logical explanation for everything these days.
Deidara: Yea, that Can't be a bomb. The airport would've arrested him right when he landed.
Jose: I still don't trust em.
Later on that day..Jose is spying on him
Jose: *Looking out of binoculars* *pulls out voice recorder* 3:15. subject is digging a hole in solid cement. SUSPICIOUUUUS! Over. *Goes back to watching*
Iraq man: *still digging*
Jose: Time for a field test *He recorded that and then hopped down somewhere down the street*
Manic: *Happens to look out the window and sees Jose walking towards the man* *sigh* what is he doing now? Dei, Sun, Ur- nevermind Uri. Come down here!
Sun+Dei: *arrive downstairs* Jose is gonna do something stupid huh? Lets go outside to get a better view.
Everyone besides jose: *Goes outside and watches*
Iraq man: *Gets out of the hole*
Jose: WHERE IS MY HORSE!?
Iraq man: Wha? The horse is feeding off of the golden cups of life in the back yard.
Jose: YOU SIT UPON A THRONE OF SAUSAGES!
Iraq man: Oh Oh Oh *he laughs like that lol* This town idiot is a funny one
Jose: SHUT UP YOGI! YOU ARE NOT EATING FROM MY PICNIC BASKET! *runs towards him and falls into the hole*
Everyone: *laughing*
Iraq man: *looks over to Team Crimson* *Then looks into the hole* The..town idiot..has fallen into my hole. A CELEBRATION I SAY!
So everyone partied while Jose was stuck in the hole and fat guys in speedos brought the funk. THE END!
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