A body is falling from the sky and with a loud thud it landed. The body turned out to be Jose and this was a failed attempt at a teleportation Jutsu. He had already mastered it but he wanted to know if he could catch a bird with it.
Jose:*Gets out of the huge crater he made after he landed in and holds his head* ********! That s**t hurt like a b***h!
Narrator:There should be censors ^^
Jose:*He looks around to notice that he's lost* WHAT TEH FOCK?!?! *Looks around and finds a sign that says: You are now in the middle of nowhere ^^ Have fun b***h* DAMMIT!
Jose:*Jose decides to walk, and after A long a** time walking He finally realizes his worst fears have come true...He is in the middle of Louisiana, Other wise known as the REDNECK HILLBILLEH STATE*
Jose realized this after seeing a sign that says Baton Rouge, Louisiana obviously
Jose:*runs up to some white guy in Overalls and a straw hat* NO BAGGEH PANTS?! NO AIRFORCES? NO FITTED HAT? HILLBILLEH!!!! *Kicks the guy in the nuts and then runs away retardedly*
After going mentally insane, Jose came to his senses after making two sluts pregnant and running away from their daddys (Which have shot guns)
Jose: ********, I will never make it home...
Hick-in-a-strawhat: 'Ome ih where you make id (Home is where you make it)
Jose:*Looks up confused* You like to see homos naked?
Hick-in-a-strawhat: Oh Oh Oh 'Ome ih where you make id! (No No No HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT!)
Jose: Ok You like to see homos naked, I get it.
Hick-in-a-strawhat: RAGH! 'Ome Ih Where you make id!!! (ARGH HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT) Aybodeh Kno dat! (Everybody knows that)
Jose: Ohhhh I see.
Hick-in-a-strawhat: Aughight ee ya! (Alright, see ya) *walks away*
Jose: That guy likes to see homos naked, how is that gonna help me?
Jose then beat up two hobos for their cardboard box and then two days later..
Jose: *has a huge whjite beard and is wearing a tin can on his head, an ugly brown ripped up coat, mix matched shoes and ripped up ugly dirty blue pants* I MISS MY FRIENDS!!! *Cries like a b***h*
Team Crimson:*Drives by Jose and stops*
Deidara:HEY! That hobo looks like Jose!
Manic:Your right..JOSE!!
Sun:HEY I HAVE AN IDEA! LETS THROW OUR TRASH ON HIM AND FIND A REPLACEMENT FOR JOSEH!
Uri:Sounds like a good idea..
Team Crimson:*Throws trash and drives off*
Jose: *one glass bottles hit his nuts and then one hits his head* It's JOSE YOU IDIOTS! *Can hardly run but chases after him*
WILL JOSE EVER CATCH UP WITH HIS OLD TEAMMATES? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: DRAGON BALL Z
Jose: WRONG SHOW IDIOT!
AHEM I MEAN STUPID STOREHS!
Jose: WRONG SHOW IDIOT!
AHEM I MEAN STUPID STOREHS!
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