McGarvin: *(is some fat kid with two last names) Walks up to jose* Josh did you see shaun?
Jose:No go away -_-'
McGarvin: *walks away and causes a earthquake because of his fatness*
Jose: ******** Fat a** >.>
2nd period
Jose: *sits down* *Doesn't notice that one of the fatgirls that try to rape him is in this class*
Fatgirl: *staring below Jose's waist* Hehehe
Jose: *Hears her and sees her looking at meh d**k* WHAT TEH FOCK?
Fatgirl:Hiiii josh! Hehe heart
Jose:...Your fat
The teacher walks in and my friends sit around me
Teacher: Erm Hello. My name is ms..
Jose:*stops paying attention*
Girlinfrontofme: *Clawing on desk*
Jose:What teh hell?
Teacher: OK! *claps hands* So I'm gonna talk about our curriculum,
Jose: UH!
Teacher: did you say no?
Friends: No he said "uh"
Teacher: ok *goes on about school* OK NOW WE'RE GONNA GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER! ISN't THAT GREAT?
Class: *Silent*
Jose:No! *outloud*
Class:*laughs*
Teacher biggrin id you say no that time?
Jose: Yes, that was a no.
Teacher: *plays a game about what super power you would have*
Ok you now?
Jose: *puts head up* ummm bullet proof?
Class:*Starts laughing*
Jose: what teh hell??
third period
Teacher:*is fat and ugly and has a mustache even though its a girl*
Jose:Ew. Your ugly
Teacher:What was that?
Jose: nothing ^^ *pretends too sleep*
teacher:OK CREATE A NAME TAG AND PLACE IT ON YOUR DESK WITH A SYMBOL THAT REPRESENTS YOU!
Jose:*writes josh and draws a kid sleeping and then goes to sleep*
Teacher: *another get to know you game*
Ok your turn Josh!
Jose: *wakes up* Uh..what?
Teacher:Say your name and show off your name tag and then say something you like.
Jose: Uhh..*barely puts name tag up and swings it around like a retard* umm..Josh and I like Pizza. *Falls right back to sleep*
Class:*Laughs*
Jose: *wakes up and pretends to sneeze* *AJOOUGLEH*
Teacher:WHAT?
Jose:I believe a Bless you is in order >.>
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u remind me of like half the kids in my ******** class xD