~Squall vs Cloud~
Cloud: Hey.
Squall: Yeah?
Cloud: I was reading about this game Aeris was looking forward to-Kingdom Hearts.
Squall: Oh, yippee. You were reading about a game your girlfriend was into.
Cloud: Yeah. Anyway, we're in it.
Squall: How good could a game tha-waitaminutewhat?
Cloud: Yeah. Only I'm emo, and you're some kind of idiot that can't remember how anything works. I thought that that part was kinda realistic.
Squall: Who's the main character?
Cloud: Some kid named Sora.
Squall: So........not me.
Cloud: No, no one likes you.
Squall: I like me.
Sora: Hey, guys.
Squall: Oh, crap.
Cloud: *sigh* Yes. Hello. What do you want?
Sora: Why are you always like that?
Squall: It could be because you upstage us by attracting a new age-group while making us look bad.
Cloud: Only, you always look bad.
Sora: At least you guys get cool weapons.
Cloud: What? I read that you got some sort of glowing sword, like Tidus.
Sora: Yeah, it turns out that the glowing sword is actually a key.
Squall: .........But..... you can still kill things with it.
Sora: Right
Cloud: So it is a sword. It just happens to function as a key in very specific circumstances.
Sora: Or....it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people.....it unlocks their death.
