Squall: So.....Aeris died.
Cloud: Dude, I told you that a long time ago.
Squall: No, I mean I got to where she died.
Cloud: Oh. That part.
Squall: It was very tragic.
Cloud: Yeah, I miss her.
Squall: Why did you dump her body in a lake?
Cloud: Well.............that is........there was a reason.
Squall: Tifa didn’t like how close you two were getting?
Cloud: That would explain it.
Squall: Explain what?
Cloud: There was a scene cut from the game...........
~Flashback~
Sephiroth: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Tifa: (carrying Aeris) Here’s one.
Sephiroth: 10 gil,
Aeris: I’m not dead.
Sephiroth: What?
Tifa: Nothing, here’s your gil.
Aeris: I’m not dead.
Sephiroth: Here, she says she’s not dead.
Tifa: Yes she is.
Aeris: I’m not dead
Sephiroth: She isn’t?
Tifa: Well, she will be soon. She’s, uh, very......ill.
Aeris: She beat me up, but I’m getting better.
Tifa: No you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Sephiroth: I can’t take her like that. It’s against regulations.
Aeris: I don’t want to go on the cart.
Tifa: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Sephiroth: I can’t take her.
Aeris: I feel fine.
Tifa: Oh, do us a favor.
Sephiroth: I can’t.
Tifa: Well, could you hang around for a couple of minutes, it won’t be long.
Sephiroth: No, I’ve got to the Robinson’s and slaughter about nine today.
Tifa: Well, when is your next round?
Sephiroth: Thursday.
Aeris: I think I’ll go for a walk.
Tifa: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn’t there something you can do?
Aeris: I feel happy! I feel hap-*stabbed*
Tifa: Ah, thanks very much.
Sephiroth: Not at all.
Sephiroth: See you on Thursday.
Tifa: Right, right. God, I hope Cloud doesn’t find out......
~end flashback~
Squall: Holy crap! I had no idea, I thought that Tifa and Aeris were friends.
Cloud: I don’t know who was crazier. Aeris wanted me to dress up like a girl when we went out, and Tifa....she’s got, I don’t know, a split personality or something. One time I gave her these flowers, and she was all happy and then she suddenly attacked me. Said that I bought them from a flower girl that I was having an affair with.
Squall: Were you?
Cloud: Umm.........yes. See, I bought the flowers from Aeris, but Tifa didn’t know that then.
Squall: Oh, so you were guilty.
Cloud: Yeah, just not yet I wasn’t.
