~Squall vs Cloud~
::Warning I am attempting to add plot. Please blame me if the plot devices fail::
Roxas: Hey, why do you always pick on Sora?
Squall: He's retarded.
Cloud: And he has amnesia.
Roxas: As an extension of Sora’s personality, I find that extremely offensive.
Squall: We don’t mean you. You’re okay, you have a pyromaniac for a friend.
Cloud: And you suffer from as many pairings with him that we do with each other. Sora is.....kind of.....
Squall: Not smart?
Cloud: Yeah, I guess. Anyway, it's not like we're talking about you.
Squall: Yeah, we'd just say "Roxas has stupid hair". Or something.
Roxas: Yeah, that'd really make me feel bad.
Squall: Really?
Roxas: That was sarcasm.
Squall: What's sarcasm?
Cloud: Let's move on.
Roxas: Look, just try to be nicer to my other self.
Squall: No way. You said it yourself, you are two different people.
Cloud: Yeah. I’ll bet if we stabbed Sora, you wouldn’t be affected at all.
Axel: Only one way to find out, isn’t there?
Squall: OMG!
Cloud: Where’d you come from?
Axel: My violence sense was tingling.
