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Axel: Hey, guys....I don't think that I'm gonna be able to see any of you again.
Cloud: Oh yeah?
Squall: Why? You got somewhere else to go?
Axel: You remember that I told you that some guy with a weird tattoo on his ankle hired me to burn down a building?
Squall: That sorta sounds familiar...
Cloud: They found out that you did it?
Axel: Even worse: There were these three orphans whose parents were killed in the fire, and they're suing me for their parents' death, arson, and ‘pain and suffering’.
Squall: Pain and suffering? What, did you make them watch an Excel Saga marathon?
Cloud: Oh yeah, Yuffie says give volume 3 back.
Axel: I guess they had to live with this ‘Count Olaf’ fellow. Not a pleasant guy. He tries to marry the girl-
Squall: She didn’t like him?
Axel: He’s her UNCLE!
Squall: Oh my god.
Axel: And all sorts of other horrible stuff happened to them that they’re blaming me for.
Vaan: Is she hot?
Axel: Yeah-wait, what does that matter?
Cloud: What’re the odds of you not going to prison?
Axel: Larxene is my lawyer.
Cloud: I heard that that guy Xigbar and the other guy Luxord are lawyers.
Axel: Xigbar shot the opposing lawyer and Luxord is always drunk.
Squall: Larxene killed a judge!
Axel: Hey, in her defense, he was being a jerk.
Cloud: Who’s presiding over the trial?
Axel: His name is, and I’m not making this up, Judge Ghis.
Squall: Judge Geese?
Axel: G-H-I-S, got it memorized?
