It's a deleted scene because I forgot to add it at the right time.
This would've come right after the first one where Squall and Cloud are at the tryouts.
Dedicated to Haikara on her birthday!
Tidus: Hey, guys.
Squall: What do you want, mop-head?
Tidus: The director wanted me to introduce the characters for the next Final Fantasy.
Cloud: So we didn't make the cut?
Tidus: Actually, he said that you two were going to be teamed up together, but at the last minute he changed his mind. Instead, he took my character design and made some pansy for the main character.
Squall: So, basically........he just put you in another game?
Cloud: What's the big deal? I'm in three different games, a sequel, a spin-off, and two prequels.
Squall: What? No you’re not.
Cloud: Yeah, for some reason, Zidane knows me.
Squall: Who’s Zidane?
Cloud: Y’know, that dude from Final Fantasy IX who never hangs out with us.
Squall: Final Fantasy IX?
Cloud: He has a tail.
Squall: Oh him.
Cloud: And I’m in something called Ehrgeiz.
Squall: What’s that?
Cloud: A fighting game. I use my fists.
Tidus: Anyway, his name is Vaan.
Squall: Like from Escaflowne?
Cloud: It’s so childish that you watch that stuff.
Squall: Rinoa made me watch it with her!
Cloud: What’d she do, tie you down to a chair?
Squall: ..............................
Cloud: Oh.
Vaan: Hi.
Squall: ........................
Cloud: .........................
Squall: Dude, he is totally you.
Cloud: Oh, yeah. It’s you.
Tidus: No, there are differences.
Cloud: Such as?
Tidus: He lives in a desert.
Cloud: That explains the weird tan-lines.
Tidus: Also, he wears metal, and I wear clothes.
Vaan: I don’t just wear metal.
Squall: Quiet you retarded monkey!
Vaan: If you accepted Marluxia, you can accept me.
Squall: Actually, once you get past the whole gay thing, Marly isn’t all that bad.
Cloud: Dude, you called him Marly.
Squall: What? No I didn’t.
Cloud: Yeah, you did.
Vaan: You totally did.
Squall: Hey, new guy, stay out of this.
Cloud: Yeah, you’re really being annoying. Tidus, take your clone off somewhere and shoot him.
Tidus: I don’t have a gun.
Cloud: Then ask Barret.
Tidus: Where’s he at?
Cloud: The toilet, probably. I swear, he’s got diarrhea or something.
Vaan: I’m gonna go.
Squall: Too bad it’s not that easy with Sora.
Sora: Hey, guys! Riku was saying some weird things about tearing off my head! Do you think it was the heartless?
Squall: No, I think Riku might be smarter than we give him credit
