Ok. So who knew that Making fun of some Fat chick Called: Lorie Fields ******** her cat would Windup in a legal battle if I persisted.
So Fine the Next topic would have to be changed to dropping the bar of soap.
So there I am Taking my shower and all of the sudden I drop my Soap!
No biggy I bend over and pick it up. Until I hear the neighbors say "come here" from out side. (No one even knows I taking a shower so stop with the running imaginations PERVERTS)
Just after I hear that I get a foul image of a big brute telling me "Come here!" Then the wheels start to turn.
When a woman drops the soap it's ok. Why that probably happend once of twice in there life time just to say they did it.......Right?
BUT IT"S NOT THE POOP HOLE THAT, THAT HAPPENS TO!
So then I think back to my 8th Grade teacher and his psycho homosexual fobia., when he says that mens Butt holes are tighter then womens........Why he had a smile on his face when he said that I could neve Figure out.
But now older, It start's to make sense why he's single.
Anyhoo back the the entry. So I could only shiver to the thought of mommy sicking the Thermometer up my butt yet alone a 6 inch LOG.
Like Holy crap that's got to be painful. scream AGAIN THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR SOMEONE TO DO THAT TO ME! scream
Well I forgot where I was going with this as I had a phone call from a dickless wonder. I had no Idea how she'll live with her self when her better half that doesn't have a back bone takes her for what she's worth.
My butt's itchy. STOP THINKING LIKE THAT! PERVERT! scream
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