Saix: Axel, what are you doing in my house?
Axel: Playing Halo online with some people.
Saix: Why are you in here?
Axel: I didn't feel like leaving. Your couch is amazingly comfy!
Saix: (sigh)
Axel: Some of these guys are pretty good. I can tell that Squall and Cloud are both on.
Saix: Oh yeah?
Axel: Yeah, 'cause there's a guy called Lionheart, and a guy called Fenrir.
Saix: Yeah, that’s them.
Axel: This dude called Default is really awful.
Xbox voice: Kilimanjaro!
Saix: What?
Axel: That means I had, like, thirty kills in a row.
Xbox: New player, No.13 has entered
Axel: Man, these people online come up with weird names. Ah, well. One more to kill.
Xbox: No. 13 ended your killing spree!
Axel: WTH!?
Xbox: New players, yo Mama, The_KING have entered
Saix: I’m guessing that one of those is Mickey.
Xbox: The_KING stuck Riku_123
Xbox: Default fell to his death!
Saix: What name did you pick?
Xbox: Mr. McPwnage took the lead!
Saix: ......
Xbox: No.13 took the lead!
Axel: God, who is this number thirteen guy?
Warbled voice over the Xbox: It’s me, Roxas!
Saix: Oh great, now he’s taunting you. That’s just embarrassing.
Saix: What weapon is that? I’ve never seen it before.
Axel: I hacked into the system and brought out the Scarab Gun!
Saix: So....you’re not actually using skill to win?
Axel: No way! I just like watching them blow up.
Xbox: Riku_123 beat assassinated Default!
Xbox: The_KING stuck yo Mama
Axel: What kind of jerk calls himself ‘yo Mama’?
Saix: Or herself.
Axel: Why are you still standing up?
Xbox: No.13 beat down Mr. McPwnage!
Axel: God, why is he better than me? Time for a new weapon.
Saix: You’re going to play fairly now?
Axel: No, I’m activating the Flamethrower cheat!
Saix: ..........
Axel: It was left in the game’s memory even after it was cut from the game. It’s amazing what you can find if you poke around.
Saix: Yeah, normal people aren’t going to hack into a game’s memory base.
Axel: Normal people aren’t me!
Xbox: New player, G O D has joined
Axel: G O D?
Ansem’s voice from the Xbox: I was playing FPS games before you all were born. Now I’ll show you what a real hacker can do!
Xbox: G O D turned on Godmode
Saix: Uh-oh
Axel: What? Oh no...
~Stimulously~
Namine: Huh? This isn’t good...
Sora: I fell off the edge again...
Riku: Not him again
Mickey: Maybe I can quickly log off...
Squall: I had fewer kills against Cloud?
Cloud: I don’t care what he does, I beat Squall by ten kills.
Roxas: I love when Ansem does this!
~~
Xbox: Godmode is active! All players are banished!
Axel: You know, sometime G O D can be a real jerk.
Saix: That sucks, get out of my house.
