As confusing as the title lets off trust me it makes a lot of sence.
So there is am in 1994. Just go out of the hospital for problems some kids could only dream off. <------Stunt gone bad for those wondering.
Go to the movies with some friends. My buddy Carrie pulls up in her car and yells
"So how much have you boys had to drink!" Pertending to be a cop. Funny she always likes that type of stuff. Acting....More like pretend.
My responce without thinking. "Not as much as you had to swallow!".......And dead silence......Wonder why? That was a steller comeback.
For years I've been doing stuff like that.
Nakago is getting mega pissed that I do things at a random that most just say...."WHAT?"
But hey that's me. Like when Me Nakago and Black Wraith all went to the movies to see Phantom of the Opera and the Phantom nooses this one guy and the floor gives. That's where I turn to Wraith and tell him that the guy that just go hung also just s**t himself. ******** did I get yelled at that day.
See to explain When you get hanged the noose almost always cracks your neck.
So once that happens your sphinktor(a*****e) opens up. And the s**t comes a flying. <-----My gym teacher told me that.
Or when 6 of us went to the movies to see Jumanji And this 900 lbs stone skined shinny Boald dude sits in front of me. Man this guys head is so shinny that I counld't resist. I turn to my bud and say check this out.
With my hands streached out and start looming over the guy like a carnavel fortune teller and say out load "I pear into my crystal ball" Funny as hell. That's until the guy that owns the head decided to turn it to look at me. ThAT wasn't funny.
But hey I human.....for now. ******** maskeetoes.
Well bed time or as what we use to say as kids "Lights out time"
Funny how some poeple never grow out of their cribs....I guess there called cells when your older. HHEHEHEHEHE
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Sometimes when you do that, it's really funny. Like the dude shitting himself. When when you are trying to prove yourself to the father of the person you're trying to marry, saying infront of him "I think I saw her in a porno once" Isin't really winning you any brownie points. Neither is saying Jesus Christ infront of a priest for reasons other than praying