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About a few days ago, my mom and her boyfriend Brian told me their little plot... THEY TRIED TO FATTEN ME UP!!! when they told me that i just couldnt believe it. thats like the WTF!!?! moment of the summer! Brian asked me "we have been makeing you eat all summer and you havent gained a pound!" and i almost screamed in his face "I"M NOT REVERTING TO BEING OVERWEIGHT AGAIN SO BUTT OFF b***h!!!" but instead i kept it cool and just said " its because i havent eaten beef at all this summer" (which is the truth actually, i gag at the sight of steaks and baconcheeseburgers)
The thing that kills me most about it is that moast parents want their kids to loose a few pounds, not gain any, and i dont think i am underweight either ("about 5'9"-5'10", 154 lbs) arrgh parents....
They worry too much... but with me i guess you have to, since i'm usually distant towards them. I know my mom doesnt deserve me to treat her like that since she worries about me so much, but my dad (parents are divorced by the way) is a complete a*****e towards me, he said that i was on drugs since i was listening to opera!!! plus he thinks i'm wired since i dont like rap and i'm black. Because of that, i act this way towards both of them. Someday i wish i can be as open with my mom as i am with my best friends Annie and Luke.
Speaking about Luke, my mom said that he might be able to stay awhile next summer, as long as he isnt gay( yes my mom is a homophobe blaugh Plus i find it quite ironic that i predicted that he would be gay a few years ago rofl ) I have to contact him to tell him that... because it would just be so frigging fun haveing him along here with me... now if only i can just get my mom to invite Annie and Brandon (my other best friend and good friend/minion) to stay here awhile, and we would destroy this hellhole of a town Have a great time!
Friday, my grandmother called me to ask if i wanted to meet my old minister's daughter (she thinks he is trying to play matchmaker pirate ) since i havent talked to anyone my one age in real life for over two months, i said yeah. she should be in town in about a week or two.... cant say i'm counting the days, but i really cant say that i really dont give a s**t either, i'll just cross that bridge when it comes, no use of worring about it, life continues.anyhow,i'm closing because i want to get to bed by 3 AM and also have to do my nightly pushups and situps so:
"Thats My Momma!"

Random thought:Is it just me, but does mtv put the same episode of the same show everyday for a week? because i swear i've seen this one episode of the andy milonakis show about 30 times....