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Back in the days of old
Lived a man named Rudy
His town was forgotten & cold
And not one soul was snooty

Now in this town of forgotten lore
Vampires ran amuck!
Not a single day was a bore
& you would not want to get stuck

This man named Rudy had a job
That was to get rid of that part
A wooden stake, he wold not sob,
as he plunged it into their hearts

But little those townsfolk know
That Rudy's a vamp too
but his job is well done so
no one ever once Knew
...but him

So he went on killing vamps
until his friend found out
in the light of the lamps
he saw him drink blood in a cup so stout

Once his friend knew he had a moral problem
He wondered "tell or kill?"
He thought that If he stopped him
the guilt would surely spill

But if he told him
then they wold still be friends
So he no longer had a problem
So to tell him he went off to no ends

Rudy's friend now helps
In all of the killing of Vamps
In the night, all the vamps yelp,
as steaks plunged into their hearts like stamps

So in the end we see plain & clear
that Vampires are nothing to fear.