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...where I dream I'm in Hell...

I dreamt I had some weird book that ended up being a map to and around the caverns of Hell. So with my morbid curiosity in tow, I set out in the blink of an eye to this very, very high-ceilinged museum-looking place. The walls on every floor looked like they were made of oak, and there were no doors but you had to solve a puzzle or do something to open up a window in one of the numerous paintings on the walls. You had to stand in this spot to get this whatever to put in here so this picture of something being eaten alive will glow like in American McGee's Alice and I'll be able to go inside to get to the next floor or the other side of the wall or something and all the while Belial is chasing me just a few rooms away, so I was constantly in a hurry. I finally get to the last picture, the way out, I solve the puzzle and I'm halfway through when Belial comes through the curtains that were infesting the room and grabs my leg. He tells me I could stay and be his queen and rule with him in Hell. I spit in his face and I'm out.
Who knows how much time passes because some little girl has the book now and she's following my footsteps in Hell and I'm visited by Belial and he tells me I should go down there and save her before he takes her and I of course, like an idiot, tell him he's lying and so he, in a fit of rage, takes me down to Hell where I'm greeted by a big monster. I run for a while doing the puzzle thing and I run into the girl. She screams, "Oh my God, It's you!"
"No 'God' here, little girl, we gotta go."
So it turns out her name is Sarah ((Go figure, I hate when dreams try to send me a message)) and she wanted to snag whatever I came to Hell for in the first place. I told her I did it for the sheer thrill and that she should get the ******** out. So we're running and the monster has been replaced by Belial again. Great.
So we finally get to the last puzzle but I forgot how it went. s**t. She figures it out just in time for big guy to show up. Like the a** hat he is he raised the exit so she can't reach it. "Save yourself or save the girl, what will it be?"
Well I think we all know what I did. I lifted her and chucked her right into the painting. Then I woke up, thank the Gods. I wouldn't want to be awake during the honeymoon.