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Good day everyone. You may call me Josh. I just moved here from Louisiana. Don't worry, I'm not an evac-u-e. I like drama and making people laugh. I always make my own costumes for halloween. This Year will be the phantom of the opera. I have black hair when gelled and green eyes. I know this, not mostly because I know myself, but rather because whenever some one asks me my name, this anouncer in a tux repeats it in a big booming voice. "Ladies and Gentalmen, weighing 743 lbs, with black hair and green eyes, all the way from Lafayette Louisiana, JOOOOSSSSHHHHH MOOONNNNRRREEEAAUUUX!" Then they're like, "Who is that guy?" I say, "I don't know. I've tried to fire him, but every time I do he starts eating raisin bran." I will post my problems on here(complain), but I'll make it funny so it's not dreadfull to read. If I offend anyone, kindly tell me so, and I will try not to do so again. I'm single(you'll hear a lot about that), and miseable. My misery is amusing however. It brings me joy to know that my frown gives so many grins. That's all for now. I hope you enjoy.

Josh Monreaux