Today I went to the north pole to vist my good friend santa, so I got there and all these elfs were staring at me when I asked if I could see santa they shouted at me and said I cant because I am bad kid. So I kicked one in the face and shouted some pirate words at them.
"yar it were amost terrible fight" pirate .Then santa came out and called me a...chubby face elf kicker and slamed the door on my face gonk ,so later on I hid in some snow and waited for the raindeer to come.When they did I stole the one with a shiny nose...anyway I hate santaand the elf but they sent me a sorry present!!! blaugh ...but I cant take that man eating lama out his mail box now can I? sweatdrop