I'm going to copy and paste the "choices" and put what I would really say...
1.
What do you find most attractive in a person?
Close family relation.
Skill with cutlery.
How easy they are to subjugate and oppress.
Amusing deformities.
My real choice: purity (just ask for my definition of it)
2.
Your favorite date activity is...
Hanging out in the cemetery.
Riding your fixed-gear bikes to the coffee shop and reading some James Joyce.
Missing the date because you fell asleep in your car.
Glancing at yourself in the mirror over your date's shoulder.
My real choice: Being anywhere near my date
3.
What's your preferred style of dress?
A powdered wig, pancake makeup, knee-high socks and a ruffled shirt.
An orange jumpsuit and leg shackles.
Insect-proof netting.
Tattered rags, worn shoes, and a bindle.
My real choice: Just being myself
4.
You're in the desert and you come across an upside-down tortoise. What do you do?
Lie down beside it and take a nap.
Help it to its feet, find it some food and maybe build it a little house.
Use it as the bottle in a game of "spin the bottle."
Devour it uncooked.
My real choice: Second one
5.
Your perfect first date consists of...
Going to a movie.
Hitching a ride on a boxcar and eating a romantic dinner out of tin cans.
A bacchanal of wine, lust, and giant legs of mutton.
Collecting nectar for the queen.
My real choice: Knowing I'm wanted
6.
Your perfect date ends with...
A barroom brawl.
Your "date" leaving a twenty dollar bill on the nightstand.
Your date disappearing in a cloud of smoke with gentle applause.
A trial at The Hague.
My real choice: Feeling her heartbeat when we hug
7.
When you go to the beach, you enjoy...
Kicking sand in the faces of children.
Digging for bones and buried treasure.
Staring at your own reflection in the water.
Taking a long walk by yourself.
My real choice: Being with my date
8.
How do you feel about animals?
I love being surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of cats.
I think the world would be a better place if they were in charge.
They're more trouble than they're worth.
I just can't resist taking home strays!
My real choice: They can change lives
9.
Which of these holidays do you like best?
Thanksgiving
Valentine's Day
Christmas
Gaaarbage daaaay!
My real choice: First one
10.
There are only four movies showing at the local theater. Which do you take your date to?
An animated family movie
A zombie movie
A highbrow foreign drama
A historical epic
My real choice: Anything she wishes
11.
Your date asks for some mood music, but your car's radio only gets four stations. Which do you tune to?
Heavy metal
Top-40 pop
Jazz
Rock
My real choice: See previous answer
12.
Sometime in my life, I'd love to...
Travel the world.
Rack up an enormous number of romantic conquests.
Get a job at Gaia Online.
Get a nice little house in the country and settle down.
My real choice: Forth one
13.
Oh no! Your date wants you to cook dinner, but you're not prepared! What will you do?
Deep-fry whatever's lying around.
Make a hearty stew with random scraps from the fridge.
Sneak out, grab some takeout and pretend you cooked it.
Go out back and slaughter a hog.
My real choice: Do what I can with what I got
14.
Things are going pretty well, and you decide to call your date an endearing name. What do you choose?
"Honey"
"Sugarbeet"
"Angelbutt"
"My lovely assistant"
My real choice: First one
15.
Which of these things would you consider most important in life?
Power
Money
Love
Fashion
My real choice: Third one
16.
Your date asks you to pick the restaurant. Where do you go?
A buffet.
An expensive French restaurant.
A vegan restaurant.
Whatever's cheapest and closest.
My real choice: I would ask where would she go?
17.
The first thing people notice about me is...
My captivating eyes.
My provocative disregard of traditional gender roles.
My good looks.
My intelligence.
My real choice: the third one (I wont lie see my pro to see why)
18.
My most endearing quality is my...
Innocence.
Trust of others.
Empathy.
Hatred of humanity.
My real choice: My honesty and purity compared to most others
19.
What kind of person are you looking for?
Male
Female
My real choice: the second (doi)
As you can see most of the answers are very dumb and won't EVER do any justice.
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