and more sneaky things to hide from the world.
Behind a lie detector, I'd rattle:
"IT WAS ME
who stuck chewing gum there,
switched price tags,
swallowed all the tooth paste,
pointed the Japanese guy to the wrong street,
had the answers up my sleeve,
drew genitals on the wall,
kept putting the clock forward,
broke wind in class,
smeared dog doo on the bird house,
grew fungi,
fed the mice,
freed the hamster
and ran over the pigeon!"
who stuck chewing gum there,
switched price tags,
swallowed all the tooth paste,
pointed the Japanese guy to the wrong street,
had the answers up my sleeve,
drew genitals on the wall,
kept putting the clock forward,
broke wind in class,
smeared dog doo on the bird house,
grew fungi,
fed the mice,
freed the hamster
and ran over the pigeon!"
